Sex Tips #3: Rags

by Jason Stotts

Today’s tip is a simple one, but one that I know not everyone has thought of.  The tip is this: keep rags by your bed. Imagine this: you are in a fluid bonded relationship, you get tested and it comes back clean, you stop using condoms, you have sex and semen ends up in a vagina, now what?  Do you awkwardly try to cup your hand between your legs as you waddle to the bathroom?  Do you let it drip out onto the bed and make a mess?  Well, you could, I guess, but why not just grab a rag from beside the bed?  There won’t be a mess and you can either take your time cleaning up or make getting to the bathroom a whole lot easier.

Furthermore, rags can help out with a number of other things.  Too much lube on your hands?  Rags.  Spilled your beer next to the bed?  Rags.  Sweaty brow from too much sex?  Rags.  The kind of rags you use are up to you, but I recommend cheap washcloths because they’re absorbent and you can just throw them in the laundry.

If you want to be a great sex partner, get your partner a warm washcloth to clean up with.  The warm water feels great and it shows how much you care about him or her.

A good supply of readily available rags can definitely facilitate your sex life and make things easier for you.

2 Responses to “Sex Tips #3: Rags”


  1. Carnalus

    We usually keep baby wipes on the night stand, good for cleaning up after anal as well.

  2. JasonStotts

    That’s a good idea too. Are the baby wipes safe for vaginal use? By that, I mean do they increase the propensity for UTI or yeast infection? I imagine they wouldn’t, but I’d want to know for sure before recommending their use.

    ~Jason